This Week’s Assignment

12 Reports

1. johan wrote:

   Do NOT:
   (1) Read Duma Key til 2 am
   (2) Eat 6 Peanut Butter Cup Easter eggs
   (3) Watch American Idol
   (4) Make play-do snakes
   (5) Listen to Hannah Montana

   Monday, March 17, 2008 at 7:31 am | Permalink
2. oriana mcgee wrote:

   damnit! i wrote out a “not to do” list last week but couldn’t find a scanner in time to get it to you. you won’t get to see the pretty purple ink, and the nifty way i slanted the words on the page (oh yea, i took a design class in college) but at least you’ll get to laugh (or cry) at my contribution…

   To Not To Do List (2/25/08)
   1. NOT stalk exboyfriend’s myspace page (check that one off)
   2. slaughter a calf and dance in its blood under a full moon
   3. eat my weight in insects
   4. run the LA marathon
   5. get my pregnant dress back from Angelina Jolie

   Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 7:45 pm | Permalink
3. G wrote:

   1. Decorate Christmas Tree

   2. Perform open heart surgery

   3. Use the jaws of life to open stubborn jar lid

   4. Stop, drop, roll

   Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 9:39 pm | Permalink
4. Geff Gefferson wrote:

   !. Quit dddddrinkinggggg-what was I writing about?

   2. Quit smoking-hold on while I cough something up

   3. Quit watching T.V.- I’ll finish this list during the commercials

   Saturday, March 1, 2008 at 4:07 pm | Permalink
5. Super AssHead wrote:

   - Play Pinochle
   - Garden
   - Tease the tigers at the zoo
   - Enlist in the military
   - gargle with mayonaise

   Thursday, February 28, 2008 at 3:12 pm | Permalink
6. James Barff wrote:

   * Eat Poo
   * Drive a Tank
   * Piss off a Rattlesnake
   * Shoot myself in the foot
   * Live in Byars, Oklahoma
   * Become a Traffic Cop

   Thursday, February 28, 2008 at 3:41 am | Permalink
7. elroy wrote:

   – line dance
   – purchase all of Kenny G’s albums
   – Invite Kenny G to dinner
   –forget about This Weeks Assignment

   Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 9:20 pm | Permalink
8. Josie wrote:

   To NOT Do:
   wear a clown nose
   eat tin foil or metal scraps
   knit a carpet or a sweater

   Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 9:14 pm | Permalink
9. mprov wrote:

   1. the dishes
   2. the trash
   3. my life

   Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 7:43 pm | Permalink
10. alicia wrote:

    1. Purchase jodphurs
    2. Arrange kitten play date
    3. Make apricot preserves

    Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 4:01 pm | Permalink
11. Keebs wrote:

    1) Do not feed the hand the bites me.

    2) Do not mind Q’s. (P’s are okay.)

    3) Do not forget to remove pants before showering.

    Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 3:08 pm | Permalink
12. R Borgardt wrote:

    making a list tonight, except one of the things on my list is making lists. so I feel as if I’ve already accomplshed a great deal

    Monday, February 25, 2008 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

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