This Week’s Assignment

10 Reports

1. elroy wrote:

   - I left a note with a bad bag of grass near a bench in the park, it said….

   -Sandy
   Here is your part of the deal, I’m moving to Cleveland
   -Claude

   Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 9:04 pm | Permalink
2. G wrote:

   Seth,

   How could you?

   Glory

   Monday, February 25, 2008 at 6:18 am | Permalink
3. johan wrote:

   On hotel paper, left at the bar at the Hilton:

   Little Snail face,
   You, me & the flea.
   Pale moonlight.
   Queen mother. The duck.
   That curious smell.
   Could anything be more…perfect?
   Love,
   Monkey-buns

   Sunday, February 24, 2008 at 6:45 pm | Permalink
4. James Barff wrote:

   I had some left over (still in box) candy hearts from V-day. I attached my note to them and left it on a train.

   JENNY YOU STINK! You stink so much you made me cry. I cried and cried so much that I couldn’t eat the candies you gave me. Why did you give these to me anyway? Well fine, you can have them back! I’m mad and sad now
   -James

   Friday, February 22, 2008 at 6:27 am | Permalink
5. Doc Pento wrote:

   Bob,
   I didn’t know what to do with the fake puke you left at my house so I left it with this note along with your six bucks. Hope they didn’t blow away.
   -Doug

   Thursday, February 21, 2008 at 3:22 pm | Permalink
6. Geff Gefferson wrote:

   Neighbor,
   I am ready to take our relationship to the next level. Playing video games has been fun, but I am ready for more. I know it will be challenging as you are from Fiji and I am from the Valley. However, I know I will make you forget about my roomate.
   PS. I will stop sleeping with your best friend if you want to be together.
   XOXOXO
   Gerald

   Thursday, February 21, 2008 at 12:48 am | Permalink
7. Jason Gollan wrote:

   L-

   That game of Uno last night was NOT the last of it … you still owe me several reams of paper and a groovy pict.

   I can’t wait to see you again, and again if I can.

   luv,

   me

   Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 1:06 pm | Permalink
8. Michael Flueck wrote:

   J-
   What do you want me to do with all this cash??? I
   don’t know where to go or who to trust. Meet me at
   the usual on Tuesday night. AND THIS TIME, DON’T
   BRING ANYONE!!!

   Tuesday, February 19, 2008 at 4:44 pm | Permalink
9. Keebs wrote:

   Ray-

   I DO NOT like NASCAR. Stop with the balloons already!

   -B

   Monday, February 18, 2008 at 5:06 pm | Permalink
10. alicia wrote:

    Zephyr,

    I have been walking on stars ever since we dilly-dallied on Mount Tam. The moon was sparkling and the deep sea of the midnight blue was mirroring the depths of my emotions…and motions toward you, with you, etc.

    I hope the groundhogs didn’t mind though. Luckily the squirrels seemed to take the hit.

    Same day and time next week? Possum den should feel as magical as ever – call me!

    Love,
    Pat

    Monday, February 18, 2008 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

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