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The Email your neighbor assignment was nearly four weeks ago but today I recieved this. Please note I do not know any of the parties involded and this must have been intended for my email nieghbor. HA! Clown Suit!!
Cheers,
-J
Hey Ashley,
I have attached a copy of the script for you to have a look over. Keen to hear what you think. Thanks alot for being able to act for me again. The role isn’t anything too serious so you can really just have alot of fun with it. The day won’t be stressful as well, just a relaxing day in a clown suit.
The shoot day is on Tuesday the 21st, so later this week it would be good to meet and have a pre chat before the actual shoot day. That, and to try your clown suit on, etc. What day this week would suit you to meet up at uni?? Other then that, I just need your height, waist size and shoe size so that warerobe can move onto this suit.
Send me a quick email or txt when you get this so I know it has arrived at the right email.
Thanks alot Ashley
Bruce Brown
3rd Year Unitec Director
got this cryptic reply so I followed up with more queries.
From: Torsten Hasselmann
Date: Jun 2, 2007 7:46 PM
Subject: Re: your email neighbor
To: Torsten Oppermann
Oh hi its me again. You know I’ve only ever met three (3) other souls named Torsten in my life. How about you?
I’m very envious of your email address…
-Torsten
On 6/2/07, Torsten Oppermann wrote:
???
On 19/05/07, Torsten Hasselmann wrote:
> Hi there :
> Looks like I’m your email neighbor! How about that? I’ve often wondered
> what exciting events and adventures take place so close to my own domain, is
> your life as wonderous as I believe? I can only imagine what magic and
> delight lies so close to my own address.
> My favourite color is Magenta, what’s your’s?
I found two valid address who were disinclined to acquiesce to my request.
Bummer, what’s wrong with this?:
Hi there :
Looks like I’m your email neighbor! How about that? I’ve often wondered what exciting events and adventures take place so close to my own domain, is your life as wonderous as I believe? I can only imagine what magic and delight lies so close to my own address.
My favourite color is Magenta, what’s your’s?
-Wrong1
perhaps I should try more flattery or just paypal them a couple bucks…..
this one time about five years ago I emailed the “other” jeffrey benner
who showed up on google a lot — he is the head of some pagan wicca
band out in chicago. I wrote and said something like, hey, I’m the other
jeffrey benner on google! (i had a lot of hits from Wired stories). he
never wrote me back, but I thought reaching out to your “name”ber could
be another fun variation of TWA.
No neighbors on three attempts. This man is an island?
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