This Week’s Assignment

10 Reports

1. corn row wrote:

   Arbuckle Turnbuckle the IV. this guy is heir to the 3rd biggest sausage manufacturer on the west coast. Makes a damn good, sweet italian.

   Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 2:09 pm | Permalink
2. Anon wrote:

   That guy is Gordon Leatherfoot. He lives near the gas
   station off 53rd. for a while Gordon was fixing arcade
   games and drinking quite a lot, but I think he’s
   cleaned up, moved on, and is even planning on getting
   married. He also use to have a pet goat named Fred. I
   love you Fred!

   Thursday, February 7, 2008 at 4:44 pm | Permalink
3. RE wrote:

   Hummmm . . He looks sorta familiar, but maybe he just has “one of those faces.” You know the kind that looks kinda like someone you’ve seen before. His name must be Jeeve Stones. He is a tall sort of fellow. He has had a hard time finding jobs over the years. I guess he never went to see a career counselor when he was in school. Pity because those career counselors an sure come in handy. He is deathly afraid of the ocean, wont go near a beach, even if he does have a floaty plastic thing on each of his arms. All in all I’d say he’s a bold guy with subtle oaky undertones.

   Thursday, February 7, 2008 at 4:44 pm | Permalink
4. Jordan wrote:

   Name: Jordan MAD-ness
   Occupation: Life Coach-UCLA/Reuben Rye’s brother/Professional boogie border
   Location: Santa Monica , Ca

   Thursday, February 7, 2008 at 4:43 pm | Permalink
5. Doc Pentagon wrote:

   I know that guy. Didn’t he invent the Slip ‘n Slide?

   Thursday, February 7, 2008 at 4:43 pm | Permalink
6. Zoot wrote:

   Why that sir, is none other than Mic C. Swandlswindle. Whatever you do, don’t give that guy the keys to your scooter!

   Thursday, February 7, 2008 at 4:43 pm | Permalink
7. Chuck Panozzo wrote:

   Obviously…this guy’s into racing…he’s got a #3 on his
   hat…#3…you know…the late, great, DALE EARNHARDT SR’s number.
   Now…he probably raced cars/drags/midgets/go-karts/sleds at some point
   because he has the “thumbs-up”/”I’m ready to roll” look down…but with
   the over-dramatic expression on his face…he must have been an actor
   in some capacity as well…or at least attempted an acting class or two.
   He looks healthy…obviously he’s been getting his “Greens”; and plenty
   of sun so he must still live on the outer fringes of the sunny,
   Hollywood movie scene or directly in the middle of the Porn Mecca located
   North of Hollywood in the San Fernando Valley.
   Hmmm…I’m gonna say this is a picture of Hollywood stuntman, one time
   porn star and Tom Cruise stand-in/crash dummy for “Days of
   Thunder”….RON CROOZE.

   Thursday, February 7, 2008 at 4:43 pm | Permalink
8. Jason wrote:

   This is Ron Tukelele. Mr. Tukelele is getting married
   this summer on the 7th of July to a lovely gal from
   Los Angeles. He’s currently consulting for the Embassy
   of Djibouti in Washington, DC. A former head of the
   Ethiopian mission in New York, Mr. Tukelele speaks
   fluent English, Amharic, Harari, Tigrinya, Italian,
   Arabic, French and a bit of Hawaiian. Mr. Tukelele is
   a world renowned expert in the cultivation of Arabica
   coffee.

   Thursday, February 7, 2008 at 4:42 pm | Permalink
9. Keeb wrote:

   What? You don’t know that guy? He was the first man to rollerblade around the base of Mt. Kilamanjaro . He is Sir Stinky O’Halloran. The best #3 you ever did see. Thumbs up!

   Thursday, February 7, 2008 at 4:42 pm | Permalink
10. MB wrote:

    my guess:
    Jimmy ‘the thumb’ Johnson
    Age: 30
    Occupation: Corn Farmer
    Location: Georgia, USA
    wanted as the king pin in growing marijuana in remote corn fields in and near the state of Georgia, USA
    http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/georgia/news-article.aspx?storyid=78065

    Thursday, February 7, 2008 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

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